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Celebrating the music, stories, and independent spirit that shaped Generation X and continues to inspire new generations today.

 

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-Latchkey Boys

80's MUSIC TALK

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July 24, 2026

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"My cavalry had become a carousel."

"Get a job, you!"    That was the career advice my dad gave me when I was young.   And so I did.  For the next 40 years, as any obedient Latchkey Kid was supposed to.


I can't remember a week without a job since I was 15 years old.

I've done just about everything.


I cut lawns with my dad's Toro mower. Handed out programs at a local racetrack for five bucks a night. Worked in factories. Loaded trucks. Manufactured lawn furniture. Drove forklifts. Sold auto parts. Worked as a bank teller and collection agent. Became a media planner, ad sales manager, entrepreneur, and eventually spent the last 17 years as publisher in a company that I absolutely loved.


Then one day, I became unemployed.  As my friend Rob Barnett likes to say:

*"Time to go bye-bye in the car-car."*


After decades of working hard and following my own meandering path toward my version of success, it felt like I had been kicked out of the club and had my membership card revoked by the very industry I helped build.


When I realized the lights were going out at my last media gig, I immediately shifted into full Latchkey Mode.


So I got to work.

I updated my resume.

Then updated it again.

I learned LinkedIn strategies.

I learned AI-generated resumes.

Then "somewhat AI" resumes.

I wrote cover letters.

Contacted recruiters.

Called friends.

People I thought were friends.

Former coworkers.

Clients.

Headhunters.

I practiced mindfulness.


After 257 job applications, all that effort produced two Zoom interviews and two ghostings.


Not exactly a great conversion rate.


The cavalry I thought would arrive never showed up.


Many of my former bosses had retired.

Many of the decision-makers from our generation had retired too—some by choice, many not.


My cavalry had become a carousel.


However, there is no sob story here.  I’m still on the hunt and as my friend David K. said…”You gotta have hopium!”


So what am I doing now?

I've gone full mindfulness.

Meditation.

Positive thinking.

Manifesting.

Good old-fashioned networking.


And I fully intend to visit a place called "The Gym" very soon.

Very, very soon.


The truth is, I'm still figuring it out.

Maybe that's the story of Generation X.

We've always adapted.

We've always reinvented ourselves.

We've always found a way forward.


So I'm curious.


What are you doing to keep your sanity?

What helps you stay hopeful?

How are you navigating this stage of life?


This Latchkey Boy would love to know.


And thank you for being here.


— Latchkey Boy

You Might Be One of Us...

 

If your favorite radio station was the one that didn't sound like any other...

 

If hearing the B-side felt like discovering a secret...

 

If you loved collecting 12" singles of your favorite songs...

 

If you've spent years trying to remember a song you only heard once...

 

If discovering overlooked bands gives you more joy than following the latest trend...

 

If you believe some of the greatest songs were never the biggest hits...

 

If New Wave and Post-Punk helped shape the way you saw the world...

 

If your "coming of age" happened forty years ago—or you're discovering this music for the very first time...

 

Then you're in the right place.

 

Latchkey Boys isn't about nostalgia for nostalgia's sake. It's about celebrating the music, creativity, and independent spirit that continue to inspire us today.

 

Welcome. We're glad you found us.

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Newsletter #1

"Throw away your albums!"

My good friend tells me that sometime around May of 1976, one of his high school friends showed up stoned at 2:00 AM with a signed copy of Ramones and proclaimed:


“Throw away your Beatles, Rolling Stones, and Led Zeppelin albums! The future of Rock ’N’ Roll is here!”


Did his friend know every detail about this new band from Forest Hills?
Nope.


He based his cannabis-fueled declaration entirely on what he felt while the music blasted through his ears and scrambled his brain for two glorious minutes at a time.


I’ve always loved that story because, underneath all the late-night drama, he was really trying to do one thing:


He wanted someone else to hear what he was hearing and feel what he was feeling.


Growing up with our favorite music magazines, local New Wave radio stations, clubs, concerts, and record stores, we were lucky enough to stand on the front lines of the second British Invasion. We just wanted to get closer to the music we loved.


And somehow, decades later, we’re still listening to the same songs over and over again.


We bought the albums on vinyl. Then cassette. Then CD. Then remastered CD. Then digital. Then Hi-Res. Then deluxe editions. Then vinyl again.


At some point, we had to stop and ask ourselves:


Why?


Why do these songs still matter so much to us?


For most of our lives, we’ve also been asked another version of that same question by parents, spouses, friends, and now our kids:


“How can you keep listening to the same stuff over and over again?”


Maybe that’s why so many of us eventually retreat into the privacy of a good pair of headphones — so we can quietly think about the answer while listening to those songs…just one more time.


Audiophiles spend thousands — sometimes tens of thousands — of dollars chasing the perfect listening experience. Better speakers. Better amplifiers. Better cables. Better rooms.


But I don’t think they’re really chasing equipment (well, sometimes)

I think they’re chasing a feeling.


And, those feelings may have very little to do with technology at all.


When I think back to the tiny single-speaker AM/FM cassette radio I had as a kid, I’m pretty sure it delivered the exact same emotional impact we’re all still searching for today — and it did it pretty cheaply.


So instead of throwing hundreds of searchable facts at you about our favorite bands and musicians, we decided that the mission of the Latchkey Boys podcast when it comes to music is something simpler:


We want to awaken those feelings again and again.


That said… I would caution against throwing away your other albums.
Just in case they bring you good feelings too.


Thank you for being here.


— Latchkey Boys



Homework:

'Touch', by Seccession: A must if you want that feeling of being transported back to your room in 1984.

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"Latchkey Loves celebrates the people whose creativity gave Generation X its soundtrack, its style, its tools, its toys, and its memories—and whose ideas continue to inspire us today."

Who could Resist(or)?

1980 - 1982

As huge New Wave, Post-Punk and Darkwave fans, We are forever thankful for the '808.' One invention, countless creators inspired, and a lasting influence on music that still echoes today. Stay tuned for our take on this masterpiece!

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'LATCHKEY BOYS Podcast' is coming soon.  In the meantime, join us in the garage where we continue to invent and figure things out. Very Latchkey!
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Garage #10

Early Tunes

"My first memories of music,

I'll name three big ones. This is before we even, like, discovered new wave and post-punk. So since I was a little kid, my mother played John Denver's Greatest Hits constantly. Three Dog Night, Greatest Hits, and The Beatles' Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.  Three very different genres, if you will. But that's first when I just absolutely fell in love with the Beatles."

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Garage #9

ROLAND TR 808

"If there is a synth in a song

....new or old, and it catches my ear, I am going to love it!  I think the Beatles opened that doorway for so many bands, which led to sampling and different ways of recording.  There were so many styles and sounds in the Post-Punk, New Wave, and Dark Wave genres. Rap, Pop, Post-Punk, New Wave, etc., so many bands and groups created their magic with a Roland 808.  Those noisy Panasonic transistors contributed so much to the soundtracks of our lives."

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